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40 Funny Quotes on Life that Instantly Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Feeling low? Getting bored at work? I’ve got 40 short funny quotes on life by famous people that’ll instantly make you laugh out loud.

I know how it always gets bored and tired sitting at the office and staring at your computer screen and stack of files (especially on Monday morning).

I always find these absolutely funny quotes on life, love and relationships, and inspirational quotes about life that cheer me up instantly especially when I have tons of work and zero motivation to do it.


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Note: If you’re sitting at your office and reading these funny quotes on life, I want to warn you, you might literally laugh out loud and will only get your boss’s death glares in return. So try not to laugh too hard.


πŸ˜‚ β€œHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! β€” Billy Connolly

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πŸ˜‚ β€œHaters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.” – Jeffree Star

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œThe two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” – Harlan Ellison

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œThe first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.” – Fred Allen

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” – Dorothy Parker

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œI drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” – Mitch Hedberg

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

  πŸ˜‚ β€œIt’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.”– Navjot Singh Sidhu

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œIf you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œMy grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.” – Indira Gandhi

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œMan has his will, but woman has her way.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œThe only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”– Natalie Wood

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œIf you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Corddry

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œA woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneres

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πŸ˜‚ β€œThe man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œI have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.” – Peter Cook

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œCrocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” – Steve Irwin

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πŸ˜‚ β€œLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œWhen you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.” – Richard Lewis

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œIt does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”
– Steven Weinberg

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
– Theodore Roosevelt

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πŸ˜‚ β€œI have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
– Thomas A. Edison

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πŸ˜‚ β€œTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
– Steven Wright

40 funny life quotes that'll instantly make you Laugh Out Loud - Travel N book Blog

πŸ˜‚ β€œThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

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πŸ˜‚ β€œYou can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright

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πŸ˜‚ β€œA lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
– Winston Churchill

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πŸ˜‚ β€œMy doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” – Walter Matthau

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πŸ˜‚ β€œA great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot

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πŸ˜‚ β€œWe never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” – Bryan White

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πŸ˜‚ β€œI hate women because they always know where things are.”
– Voltaire

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πŸ˜‚ β€œI’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
– Woody Allen

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πŸ˜‚ β€œWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
– Will Rogers

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Copywriter by profession, an aspiring author, and a curious cat! I love to read, write and explore new things in life. My only motto is 'Live life to the fullest!' and of course help other women to do the same. Embrace the way you are, ladies! Follow your passion, grab the opportunities as they come. Easier said than done, I know. But I'm here to share my secret sauce of work-life-relationship balance as I get on with my life. I very much hope that helps...